England’s “England v England” training camp in South Africa wrapped-up today with Team Brittin grabbing a 3 wicket win to take the series 3-2 versus Team Heyhoe Flint*.

[*Note To Everyone: there is no hyphen in “Heyhoe Flint”!]

Having watched every game, in glorious technicolour on The YouTubez, here’s 11 things we learned:

1. Nothing
2. Zilch
3. Nada
4. Diddly-squat
5. Zip
6. Aught
7. Humbug
8. Trifle
9. Fudge
10. Bakewell Tart
11. SunRisers Leeds probably overpaid for Dani Gibson