Last night, the MCC hosted drinks for the press and former England players in the Media Centre. It was a lovely occasion, though I regret to inform you that your correspondent’s attempts to indulge only in moderation were… shall we say… not entirely successful. Coffee was required in curative dosages this morning.
The words “not entirely successful” could equally apply to England’s batting today. During the current heatwave, the government’s official guidance is not to spend too long out in the sun – advice England’s top order took somewhat literally with Heather Knight, Alice Capsey and Maia Bouchier all scurrying back quickly to the safety of a shady balcony on the first floor of the pavilion.
If there is one thing more on-brand for Amy Jones than getting out in the softest way possible, it is following a run of low scores with a longer innings that does just enough to ensure that calls to drop her looked premature… and then getting out in the softest way possible, prodding forward with no real intent and popping a catch up to short leg. Has there ever been a player with such a unique ability to come in and seem set in an instant, playing the most beautiful strokes from the first ball; and then after batting for an hour, giving it up with a shot that looks like she’s never seen a cricket ball before in her life?
So on a day when England needed to ideally be something like 300 for 3-or-4 at stumps, Amy Jones did the hard work of getting to 50, but then left them a couple of wickets and 170 runs short of that. With a glass half-full, perhaps you are saying that she top-scored and got them to a position where they avoided the follow-on? But England needed someone to go deep, and if not the one batter that got to 50, then who?
Certainly it feels a bit much to expect Mady Villiers, coming in at 7, to have done that, and eventually she got a bullet with her name on it anyway – perhaps not quite as good as the delivery she herself bowled Harmanpreet with yesterday, but not too far off from Sneh Rana. I wonder now if it might have been better to push Villiers up the order a bit, so that she was batting with the batters rather than the start of a long, wobbly tail?
From an Indian perspective, Kranti Gaud gave an object lesson in bowling to your limitations – she’s not an express train; and she isn’t swinging it like a 50s lounge crooner; but she is bowling ball after ball to her plans and her fields. With the wicket of Lauren Bell (and thanks to a brilliant reaction catch from Shafali following Sneh Rana’s drop) she deservedly became the first woman on the Test honours board at Lord’s.
With the final wicket falling to Deepti, India led by 115 runs at the turn. Records are made to be broken, and batting ones seem especially vulnerable right now; but in the professional era (I think?) no one has overturned a 1st innings deficit to win a Test match – the last side to do it were Australia versus England at Sydney in 2011, when Australia declared behind in their 1st innings to get a few overs bowling at England late on Day 2. On that occasion in 2011, England survived 10 overs at the gloaming of that second day, with Caroline Atkins and a certain Heather Knight (whatever happened to her?) blocking everything that the Aussies could throw bowl at them.
In theory, India had 49 overs to bat out to the close of Day 2 here, though obviously no one actually expects 100 overs to be bowled in a Women’s Test any more – something we’ll discuss this weekend on this week’s CRICKETher Weekly. More importantly, India very-much did not come out to block anything that didn’t need blocking, at least until the shadows started drawing in towards the end of the day!
Shafali and Smriti have 16 Tests between them; but they batted this afternoon like it was 116. Each.
Everyone always expected Smriti to take to Test cricket like a tiger to a wounded deer, with her intelligence and classical strokeplay; but Shafali, having been pegged for years as a T20 “biffer”, has also developed a convincing Test persona, partly by shutting down her more risky options. She scored almost all her runs (and all of her boundaries) on the off side today; and it was only when she momentarily lapsed, trying to drive in the air through mid on, that she was caught by Emma Lamb, who looked… a lot more delighted about it than made much sense, given the state of the game!
Smriti meanwhile was cutting and pulling towards her second half-century of the match as India pulled away in the last hour. Smriti will almost certainly never play another Test at Lord’s – she’s 30 next week, and we all know how this works – now that the ECB/MCC have checked this match off the ICEC “To Do” list, they’ll feel vindicated and we won’t be back for another 10 years at least.
So it isn’t so much that Smriti won’t have a “better” chance as that she won’t have another chance at all to join Kranti Gaud on the honours board than she’ll get tomorrow, needing another 31 runs to do so. She’s had a little bit of a lean patch in recent months, after a purple 2024/25; but still no one in the world playing international cricket right now deserves it more.
India closed at 154-1 in their 2nd innings, just 16 short of England’s 1st innings total, with a lead of 269. Suffice it to say that no one has ever scored anything like that many batting last to win a Women’s Test – for England, even a draw now would be a miracle.